Chapter C members were shocked and amazed at the December
Evergreen Wings' chapter meeting when Santa dropped in to
present outgoing CD LeeRoy Kind some parting gifts. What was
he thinking! How could this have happened. Has Santa lost
his mind?
Rumor has it that last year LeeRoy may have added
something to Santa's milk and cookies causing him to move
Wild LeeRoy to the Good Boy list. This is the only plausible
explanation for Santa's strange behavior. We must get to the
bottom of this, and fast. Corruption at the highest levels
of chapter leadership will not be tolerated. Bruce needs to
launch an immediate and thorough investigation into this -
we can't believe the way our newly retired Fearless Leader
has finagled the arrival of a new 1800.
If this underhanded stunt works, we're leaving milk and
cookies too. I wonder if Santa likes oatmeal chocolate chip?
Hmm ...
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